Thursday, May 12, 2016

Make America Drunk Again!

Budweiser is the kind of beer you drink when you don’t want to impress someone, or you just got dumped and need to take eighty cans to the head on the cheap, or you have off on a Tuesday and you’ve already been to the grocery store and finished the laundry and it’s 11:30 in the morning.  It’s there, it’s acceptable, and it quiets the voices for a few hours.  But this summer, Anheuser-Busch will try to climb up another wrung of the social ladder from “something to puke out” to “the imbibeable embodiment of the entire fucking country.”

That’s right.  The Budweiser label will be usurped by an even more recognizable name: America